Sure, everyone knows certain members of the New Haven homeless scene - the Flower Lady, the Shakespeare Lady, the Poetry Lady, and maybe even Joe or Country Ray. But my guy, he never gets any buzz. His turf is usually the area between Au Bon Pain and Starbucks, and he sometimes goes in those establishments. He looks exactly like Ralph Nader. And he makes farting noises all the time. It never ceases to amuse him, or me for that matter. Just thought I'd let you in on this hidden gem. I would tell him that he is underrated by the Yale community, but he'd probably stab with an ice pick- and then go back to making farting noises.