The Oracle of Dan-Phi

Sorry for the highbrow reference in the title of this post, I was just looking through the names of Simpsons episodes. Anyway, while my archivist Finnegan was cataloguing old Delino posts to send them to the Library of Congress, he stumbled upon this gem. Since all of the predictions there have come true, it looks like I, not Nostradamus, should be hailed for my skills of prognostication. Let's just hope the 2006 prediction pans out like the rest of them.