My Publicist, Eric Sloane Zelnick, has just released this STATEMENT regarding the recent slander published by my own brother on the Marquis Grissom blog:
"I want to remind the public that Dan is in a happy and healthy relationship with his girlfriend. And contrary to popular reports, Dan stocks his fridge with POLAND SPRING, a water he drinks while watching football and hunting deer. That is all."
Poland Spring is the straightest water; is the Dockers of water
ReplyDeleteI disagree. I think Deer Park is the most masculine, because it tastes like deer urine.
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ReplyDeleteI only drink fluid out of my Dicky Sipper.
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