Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The New Puppy

To you swinging single bloggers out there, I have the next big way to pick up chicks, even better than having a puppy... doing a sudoku on the subway.


Yesterday, I was minding my own business doing a sudoku on the train, when a beautiful girl sat down next to me and commented that a 4 went in the top left square. After I explained to her why a 4 didn't necessarily have to go in that square, but rather could possibly go in another square as well, we struck up a conversation and I got her number. No, I didn't get her number.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:07 PM

    real fucking funny, danny. when's my new yorker coming?

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  2. either a 4 goes in the square or it doesn't. just because you don't know that the 4 goes there yet doesn't mean that she doesn't.

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  3. UNTRUE, I still haven't figured out where that 4 goes.

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  4. omg. my brother whose in college plays that ganme all the time . it is so gay! lol

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  5. Anonymous2:35 AM

    no, silly, you don't need a puppy or sudoku to get girls. just jump inside a dumpster. it worked for otm*.

    *the letters in this name has been scrambled to protect the identity of this blogger

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  6. Anonymous3:46 AM

    Hey all,

    Just wanted to let you know that DelinoDeShields.com is six months ahead of its time in predicting hot new trends...

    NYTimes: Sex and Chess. Is She a Queen or a Pawn? http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/27/fashion/sundaystyles/27CHESS.html?8hpib=&pagewanted=all

    http://www.1wcbc.com/main.htm

    No mention for us? What's the deal?

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  7. UPDATE: Now that i've finished that sudoku, it turns out the girl was right about the 4... albeit for the wrong reasons

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