(Elevator door opens on Dan's floor)
(Eight 14-year-old boys are standing in the elevator, giggling)
14-year-old boy #1: Remember when he squeezed his ass-cheeks?
(Dan enters the elevator. Dan giggles along with the guys, not wanting to interrupt a moment)
14-year-old boy #2: We were talking about Nacho Libre.
Dan: Cool, that was a good movie.
14-year-old boy #2: What the fuck are you talking about, that was a terrible movie.
Dan: What?No - I know it was a bad movie I was just trying to be nice because I thought you liked it.
14-year-old-boy #2: This guy thought Nacho Libre was a good movie
(Elevator doors open)
(Dan runs out into the night as fast as possible)
You should have teased them about being virgins.
ReplyDeleteYou were a virgin when you were 14, beneficent allah? Ha Ha.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of an incident on the way to Madrid from Santiago de Compostela this past July when I got ganged up on by Noah, Tom, and Alex Nemser because I didn't think Nacho Libre was funny; or Shitpolean Dynamite for that matter. Not that I've seen either.
ReplyDeleteEric, don't bother- Napoleon Dynamite is almost Nacho Libre-level bad, but not quite.
ReplyDeleteeric, you pulled nemser?
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