Wednesday, April 02, 2008

From my Inbox

From: Tom

To: Dan

Subject: Mortgage Bailout

Date: April 1, 2008

Hey Dan,

I really think we should bail out those poor homeowners who are getting foreclosed on. I mean it’s not their fault- they were duped into thinking their houses’ value would go up and their interest rates would stay flat. I say if the government can bail out a financial giant like Bear Stearns, it should be able to bail out some needy homeowners. Moral hazard isn’t that big of a deal when it comes down to it.

Best,
Tom




From: Dan

To: Tom

Subject: Re: Mortgage Bailout

Date: April 1, 2008

Hey Tom,

Wow what a surprising position for you to take! Yeah you make a good point I mean why are they bailing out the banks if moral hazard is such a problem? So a few homeowners are shielded from their risks- big whoop! You’re turning into a regular Robert Reich over there.

Best,
Dan




From: Tom

To: Dan

Subject: Re: Re: Mortgage Bailout

Date: April 1, 2008

Hey Dan,

HAHAHAHHAHA! Look at the date. You got splayed, you naïve liberal! DOWN WITH MORAL HAZARD!!!!!

Best,
Tom

4 comments:

  1. "Look at the date. You got splayed" is the new "April Fools"

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  2. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Still not clear if Tom is down with the Bear Stearns SOS.

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  3. Anonymous11:03 PM

    Hahaha... best blog post I've read so far this month.

    - Phil (friend of JPizarro, secret member of Delino Nation)

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  4. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Wow, you're really railing on moral hazard. Those bastards have nowhere to hide. Wait, who has nowhere to hide? Liberals?

    The focus is misplaced. A few homeowners (read: peanuts) won't be bailed out. I guess this was the right decision.

    Other exmamples of moral hazard: Former Halliburton CEO in the White House? That's a $42 billion company, with stock going from $10 to $50 in five Bush years. Where's your sense of scale?

    I didn't prove Cheney favored his old company, but you didn't prove people would ever take mortgages because they thought a paternalistic government would save them.

    How about campaign finance?

    Moral hazard?!

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