at the entrance to a bar on the Lower East Side:
Hipster-looking Bouncer: Word is that Gisele is coming here later tonight.
Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Cool, cool. So, is she gonna be bringing an ID? Because sometimes those celebrity types don't carry a wallet or anything.
Hipster-looking Bouncer: You don't fucking ID GISELE!
Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Right, no, of course not, I mean, yeah... (trails off)
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at the entrance to a bar on the Lower East Side:
Hipster-looking Bouncer: Word is that Dan Berger is coming here later tonight.
Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Cool, cool. So, is he gonna be bringing an ID? Because sometimes those celebrity blogger types don't carry a wallet or anything.
Hipster-looking Bouncer: You don't fucking ID DAN BERGER!
Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Right, no, of course not, I mean, yeah... (trails off)
Ha!
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