Waluigi, undated photo
"Am I mad that Wario gets all the fame and glory, not to mention the groupies? Look, Wario may or may not be my brother, so I love him to pieces, but of course it gets on my nerves. I mean I'm skinnier than he is, I'm more handsome than he is, and let's be honest I'm way better at tennis than that fatso. He really drags down our doubles team...
... I think partly it has to do with his name being easier to say, and the Mario connection. Have you seen The Wire? You haven't? Oh my god you seriously must see that show it is the best ever- it's so textured and layered, it really gets at the hard truths behind the chimera that is the American Dream. Anyway, the drug dealers in the show -who are really not bad guys they're just like the cops that's one of the big points of the show- they use this phrase "off-brand" to describe anything that's second-rate or not top quality. And Luigi is sort of an "off-brand" Mario- he's sort of the same but he just doesn't have the same charisma, that je ne sais quoi that makes Mario a star. So of course that in turn reflects poorly on me...
...Yes, these are driving shoes. I got them in Argentina, they're very popular there..."
3 comments:
When I saw Georgia font, I thought for a second it was Tom posting. Whatever happened to him, or Al, or (to a lesser extent, Eric)?
hey anonymous, stop living in the past. none of those three have posted since the Great Depression. that's like asking whatever happened to BK Knights. that was so long ago, who cares?
Let me just say that no homo but waluigi and wheres waldo abu ghraib are the best posts of Q1 2009...
yayo comin in the mail next week...lets get busy
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