Sunday, May 01, 2005

First Lady Rips off my story



Above is Laura Bush telling my story about farting in class at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner to a rapturous audience of President Bush and Some Other Guy. On the one hand, I'm flattered that Laura reads delinodeshields. On the other hand, I'm pissed that she didn't give a shout-out or even footnote it (Berger, Daniel and Congdon, Jason. DelinoDeshields.Blogspot.com: New Perspectives on Bulldog Burrito and other Short Stories. Cambridge: Harvard University Press, 2005.) I will have to talk to my peripheral acquaintance Barbara about this matter.

1 comment:

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