Sunday, May 21, 2006

Knish don't think so.

I'm not sure when this photo was taken, but it was given to me recently by covert IRA operative Seamus Mentone. If anyone out there has more details, let me know ASAP.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Pushing Wood: The Return of Chess Babe of the Month

First of all, that was bullshit. Mexican's know as much about Chess, let alone Chess Babes, as they do about hygiene. It was outrage for you guys to hire Rico; to go over my head, and behind my back, to bring back the much vaunted Chess Babe of the Month series. I say so what, cock-a-mother-fucking-doodle-doo. You like my Chess Babes, big deal. That doesn't give you any right to let some retard take over my job. As if he could even do it well.

Secondly, after hearing that that bean-eating Rico was fired (Thanks to anonymous flamer), I have gathered, not one but Two Chess Babes for May 2006.

But before I go any further I want to thank my personal friend, confidant, and blog agent, Lou Dobbs, for helping me to bring back the REAL Chess Babe of the Month (CBotM).

Thanks Lou. You're the best.

This month I bring you two outsiders, one a modern Chess Babe, and the other, a Classic Chess Babe. Though neither are Chess professionals, they exemplify the best the sport has to offer. Kelly Dunstan was profiled recently in Playboy magazine's "Women of the Greek Isles" and Gloria Walker was Playboy's Miss June 1956. God bless you both.

Co-Miss May 2006: Kelly Dunstan

Co-Miss May 2006: Gloria Walker

Tuesday, May 09, 2006


With United 93 coming out and all, I'd like to apologize for not posting to commemorate the anniversary of the day everything changed a couple months back.

Also, I'm sorry dear readers, but Rico is no longer a Delino Team Member. Using his newfound internet skills, he has decided to move back to Mexico City and look online for what the chicanos call amor (note: that is a real link. Also, I am 1.6 meters tall and weigh 63kg)

Monday, May 08, 2006

Happy (Belated) Birthday Rod!

I saw an annoucement on facebook, but forgot to poke you. Best wishes, and happy birthday!

You're number one!