(Hipster Acquaintance Who Dan Doesn't Even Really Like Or Care About walks past Dan without saying hello or even acknowledging that he knows him)
Dan's Interior Monologue: HATE HATE HATE that motherfucker! That dude is pure EVILLLLLLL!
(Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Malik Hasan, killer of 13 soldiers and wounder of 24 others, walks toward Dan)
Hasan: Hey Dan, what up bro?
Dan: I'm good, I'm good. How 'bout you?
Hasan: Doin' alright, though I've had a rough couple weeks
Dan: Tell me about it- my fucking DVR didn't record 30 Rock and it's not on Hulu yet
Hasan: Ha, exactly. Alright man, I'm gonna grab a Stella before they run out. Tell Rich I used Seamless for the first time the other day!
Dan: Will do! Later
Dan's Interior Monologue: LOVE that guy. Such a fucking HOMIE!