Alpha Guy: Look I just happen to feel like being the front guy tonight. But the back guy's basically the same thing - we're a team here, it takes 2 to be a horse
Beta Guy: OK, so you promise you're gonna get me involved in your conversations with the ladies? I mean I'm gonna be crouched over and staring at your ass so I don't really get how that's gonna work...
Alpha Guy: Dude, it's gonna be fine. No one'll be able to see my face either. But that'll add to the mystique. We're gonna be fuckin' Siamese Wingman Twins!
Beta Guy: Yeahhh S-siamese Wingman Twins
Alpha Guy: Alright now get in there and let's get some ass!
[At the Party]
[Alpha and Beta Guy, in horse costume, enter the party. Alpha Guy takes his horse head mask off to reveal his face. They approach a Girl in Cowgirl costume]
Alpha Guy: Hey Cowgirl, you lookin' for a horsie to ride?
Cowgirl: I dunno, can you handle me?
Beta Guy (muffled): Hey - ask if she has a friend!
Cowgirl: Is somebody in there with you?
Alpha Guy: Uh... nope. Those back legs are animatronic, but they include these "Sounds from the Range" for extra realism
Cowgirl: Fancayyy
[Alpha Guy starts making out with Cowgirl]
Beta Guy (muffled): It's getting really sweaty in here! Hello? (sigh) At least this costume has that "new rubber" smell inside
[Alpha Guy farts in Beta Guy's face]
[Exeunt]
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