Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar
Announcer: Final boarding call for flight 273 to Los Angeles... the gate has closed for flight 273, there will be no more boarding.
Guy At Sushi Bar (jokingly): Whoops, looks like I missed my flight! Again. Oh noooo.
[Guy At Sushi Bar and Sushi Chef share a laugh]
Guy At Sushi Bar: Another three yellowtails, my friend.
Sushi Chef: Wait - Los Angeles? Why don't you just get a ticket to Boston, it's 300 dollars cheaper.
Guy at Sushi Bar (no longer laughing, dead serious): Goddamnit.