Doctor: Good news, Brad! You don't have Ebola anymore!
Brad: That's amazing! Can I leave? I want to see my girlfriend, my family, my dog!
Doctor: ... you have E-BOOOOOO-la! Happy Halloween!
Brad: Really? Are you fucking kidding me?
Doctor: Nope. In fact your quaran-scream just got extended another 21 days. But don't worry, the cafeteria has Macabre & Cheese all week!
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