Monday, December 12, 2005

Dentist Tip

To any youngsters out there- when you're at the dentist's office and he's putting that fluoride plate in your mouth, he's gonna suggest that you get Bubblegum flavor. "You're a kid" he says, and "kids love bubblegum". Don't fall for it- it's gross. Orange is way better.

5 comments:

Munz said...

I don't know what kind of Shit dentist you went to Mr. Berger, but we certainly didn't have orange goo gone flavor like you; I often preffered foie gras flavour, but sometimes Beluga sturgeon Caspian style Iranian black Caviar was a favourite as well.

Anonymous said...

these recent posts are so not delino-y

jason cong's best friend said...

dan--i can't send email from work and my cell's dead--i sent you a new draft--let me know if you think the cherry talk in the appendage-free phone scene is overkill now that L.D. mentions cherry to elton or if it still works--also , do you think the richard/l.d. car scene opens funny enough? give me a call tonight. thanks

Nostradamus said...

What was Max and the Wiz's response, BTW?

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