Thursday, April 06, 2006

The Immigration Question Hits Home

There's been a lot of talk lately about how we need Mexican illegal immigrants in this country because they take the many jobs that Americans simply won't do. These are the lowest, dirtiest, worst-paid, most dangerous jobs in the market, and, according to some, only Mexican immigrants will do them. Well we here at Delino thought that seemed like a pretty ridiculous idea, and dismissed it as a liberal fantasy.

So, when we posted this job on Craigslist, we expected to be flooded with e-mails from American citizens. But day after day went by, and no one was responding. Finally, after nearly a month, an illegal immigrant named Rico offered his services and Rich hammered out a deal with him under the table. Therefore, we are delighted to announce the new, revamped CHESS BABE OF THE MONTH, BY RICO. His first post should be any day now...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm applying today!

Nosferatu said...

I hope you guys enjoyed my joke response. Try to guess which one was me (I perhaps go to far in assuming there was more than one)...

Nosferatu said...

I vant to suck back that poor grammar as if it vere blood, but I vill leave it because my point vas so good!