Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The New Puppy

To you swinging single bloggers out there, I have the next big way to pick up chicks, even better than having a puppy... doing a sudoku on the subway.


Yesterday, I was minding my own business doing a sudoku on the train, when a beautiful girl sat down next to me and commented that a 4 went in the top left square. After I explained to her why a 4 didn't necessarily have to go in that square, but rather could possibly go in another square as well, we struck up a conversation and I got her number. No, I didn't get her number.

7 comments:

Susanna said...

real fucking funny, danny. when's my new yorker coming?

al said...

either a 4 goes in the square or it doesn't. just because you don't know that the 4 goes there yet doesn't mean that she doesn't.

Dan said...

UNTRUE, I still haven't figured out where that 4 goes.

Esperanza said...

omg. my brother whose in college plays that ganme all the time . it is so gay! lol

rich's assistant said...

no, silly, you don't need a puppy or sudoku to get girls. just jump inside a dumpster. it worked for otm*.

*the letters in this name has been scrambled to protect the identity of this blogger

The real Bobby Fischer said...

Hey all,

Just wanted to let you know that DelinoDeShields.com is six months ahead of its time in predicting hot new trends...

NYTimes: Sex and Chess. Is She a Queen or a Pawn? http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/27/fashion/sundaystyles/27CHESS.html?8hpib=&pagewanted=all

http://www.1wcbc.com/main.htm

No mention for us? What's the deal?

Dan said...

UPDATE: Now that i've finished that sudoku, it turns out the girl was right about the 4... albeit for the wrong reasons