Wednesday, June 13, 2007

L'eau

Apropos of something Beneficent Allah touched on in a recent post, BA is right that Fiji is the ballinest water. But back in the day the ballinest water used to be Evian. Evian was de rigeur at all the fine restaurants. Evian ads were all over TV telling us how sophisticated we were for drinking Evian. I remember my father regaling me with stories of his millionaire clients decadently bathing themselves in Evian. But now, Evian is an also-ran in the water contest. Feej is obviously better, but - dare i say it - so is Volvic! What happened to Evian? Perhaps our bloggeurs a Paris - AG, Rich, Tom, and ARod - can figure out this mystery...

11 comments:

Rich said...

tom: evian tastes weird
AG: eh, it tastes fine
rich: evian tastes terrible. and don't forget about how sick smartwater
ARod: can you clean my salad bowl rich?

Thor said...

KOSS from Norway is bottled from the vaginal sweat of Aryan Goddesses.

thor said...

Pardon me, it is actually called VOSS.

http://www.vosswater.com/

Beneficent Allah said...

Getchya Evian, Inglewood.

Beneficent Allah said...

Yo let's kick it tonight homeslice, my nigga black (Im not kidding, that's his name) can serve us within 15 min...he's at my fingertips

Beneficent Allah said...

Yo, yo, yo,
Getchya ass hair bleached
Like Cass Sunstein
Sunscreen...

Dan said...

BA, yo - this is the verse so far

yo, yo, yo
All ma girls bleach they ass
like Cass
Sunstein, the libertarian
shit Dog he libertarian like post-industrial society agrarian.

Dan said...

BA, yo - this is the verse so far

yo, yo, yo
All ma girls bleach they ass
like Cass
Sunstein, the libertarian
shit Dog he libertarian like post-industrial society agrarian.

Ariel said...

Fiji is the only drink at Bellagio that cocktail waitresses serve that you have to pay for when playing poker. $5 for a small bottle, and everybody does it because it's Fiji. They have other bottled water, but Fiji's the one that you pay for. Breaking my year-long abstinence from posting comments to drop some Fiji knowledge.

Dan said...

Thanks for the water update from Vegas, Ariel. Good to know. I feel like Mountain Valley Spring is a good Vegas water (in the green bottles)...

mr. wrongway said...

evian does taste weird. but smart water is that kinda choice. smarter than smart balance, smart food, or smarties. smart water is full of electrolytes. smart water has the best package (even while lacking a landscape). smart water is good for you too. Mom's choose it, their kids drink it. Smart water ain't a dumb choice jack!