As I hailed down a cab this weekend, one cab driver cut off another one in order to get my fare. I got in the taxi of the guy who did the cutting off, but then we stopped at the same red light as the driver who got cut off. What ensued was the following screaming match:
Other Cab Driver (Middle Eastern Accent): Fuck youuuu! You fuckin' guy.
My Cab Driver (middle eastern accent): Fuck Youuu! You ugly
Other Cab Driver: No you ugly. Motherfucker. You take my fare
My Cab Driver: You ugly, you Osama Bin Laden. (Cab driver looks back for my approval)
Other Cab Driver: Son of a bitch!
My Cab Driver: Big... big dick! (makes a hand gesture of a big dick)
And with that, my cab driver sped off down Lexington Avenue. As the ride went on, we spoke a little about this and that, where I was going and why, etc. Then, after a brief lull in the conversation:
My Cab Driver (pensively): I should have said 'cunt'.... Eh, he probably wouldn't even have gotten it.
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in knowing that people from all walks of life are thinking about comedy neurotically