Thursday, April 26, 2007

I've been VICTIMIZED

Dear Readers,

I have a secret to confess to you... I have been the victim of debit card fraud. FRAUD-- the very word... I... I can barely say it. I feel so dirty! I feel used. I'm ashamed. Was it my fault? Did this happen because I'm a bad person? Did I encourage the guy? Ewww, I just, I never want to bank again. Do you guys know of any support groups for victims?

Love,
Dan

4 comments:

Mulatto Jesus said...

I got one, but it involves a picture of Jessica Alba and a tub of vasoline.

tiburon said...
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Mulatto Jesus said...

that deleted comment better not have been a stab at me...i can't handle that kind of humiliation

Beneficent Allah said...

Is this true?