[The TV is playing]
TV Announcer: And now we have the Director of Oxfam, [name forgotten]
[Note for the Toms of the world-- Oxfam is an NGO working on global poverty issues]
Director of Oxfam (british accent): If Mr. Shaw is so confident that Wolfowitz has the support of the governors of the World Bank, then I have an idea- let them vote to either keep him or let him go.
Fat Naked Old Man: I have an idea -- let's throw the Oxfam guys in a freezer until they die of hypothermia! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Dan nervously giggles)
Fat Naked Old Man: Ehh, maybe I've become too much of a curmudgeon in my old age.
OK, he didn't fart but the rest is all true