Monday, April 30, 2007

Overheard in the Yale Club locker room

[The TV is playing]
TV Announcer: And now we have the Director of Oxfam, [name forgotten]

[Note for the Toms of the world-- Oxfam is an NGO working on global poverty issues]


Director of Oxfam (british accent): If Mr. Shaw is so confident that Wolfowitz has the support of the governors of the World Bank, then I have an idea- let them vote to either keep him or let him go.

Fat Naked Old Man: I have an idea -- let's throw the Oxfam guys in a freezer until they die of hypothermia! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Dan nervously giggles)

Fat Naked Old Man: Ehh, maybe I've become too much of a curmudgeon in my old age.

(beat)

(fart)

OK, he didn't fart but the rest is all true

1 comment:

Beneficent Allah said...

so nice he posted it thrice

(lice, brice, chris(t), weiss, ok fuck it this is getting too jewish)