8:57 - Is Actual Rod on the scene in St. Louis?
8:58 - Can we put to rest the meme of Palin video commenters saying "funny but TOO REAL! I can't watch"
8:59 - OK i hate McCain as much as the next guy, but i must admit he was very handsome as a young man
9:00 - Gwen Ifill- so gangster. Up there despite having a broken leg or some shit
9:01 - Palin looks hot - very catwoman
9:02- Biden looks hot- very catwoman
9:03- Biden said something-- GAFFE!
9:04- Biden says "nice to meet you governor" - STOP BULLYING HER BIDEN!
9:05- Palin -GAFFE!
9:06- Biden looks like he's going to die soon
9:07 - Chris Matthews' inner monologue "Sarah Palin is hitting it OUT OF THE PARK! Cheeseburger!"
9:08- Gwen Ifill you are so sensible and neutral- I want more angry black woman content
9:10- from AG, "Palin's lapel pin looks like an American flag with a dollar sign"
9:12- Liberal bloggers' inner monologue- "Palin is lying she's an idiot! Obama didn't raise taxes"; Joe 6 pack's inner monologue - "Me likey boobies!"
9:18 - Palin really is lipstick on a pig- she's a great propagandist
9:20 - how is Biden the poorest Senator what a sap- I'm pretty skeptical of him that he didn't find a way to make a shit ton of money out of his position
9:21- "bridge to nowhere" MEME!
9:22- switched to BIDEN HD (CNN HD)! Now we are tapped into the minds of Uncommited Ohio Voters via a real time ratings system and then there's the Analyst Scorecard as well holy shit! I am plugged into ALEX CASTELLANOS'S ID!
9:23 - Should I buy Palin glasses?
9:28 - The women are going wild for Biden on the focus group meter- this reminds me of the Itchy and Scratchy focus group. The voters just keep going wild for both Biden AND McCain.
9:30 - Drill baby drill, Drill baby Drill!
9:35 - Clean coal is a T. Boone Pickens-style boondoggle- boo on both of them
9:37 - Biden, "let me make sure I understand you- yes, I'll give the faggots benefits but dear lord no marriage"
9:38- the trendlines are surging as Palin bashes gays- this is America, folks
9:41 - Gwen Ifill- GAFFE!
9:43- Trendlines up for Biden talking about ending war - or maybe still just delayed support for Biden's gay bashing
9:44 - Palin smugly calling Obama plan "surrender" - ughhh shoot her please
9:46 - I miss the way Obama says "pahhkeestahn" - its a great play for the Christian Amanpour voters
9:48 - sorry this is a very cribbed from Finnegan comment but you shouldn't be able to control nuclear weapons if you can't say "nuclear"
9:52- Second Holocaust! Nothing makes Jews more afraid than this, except maybe Zabar's running out of lox
9:56- I love Israel too, Sarah!
9:58- Afghanistan is a shit show - just smiling will not change that Sarah
9:59- Biden is wrong too- give up on Afghanistan and Iraq; the U.S. is no longer good at imperialism
10:00- Bipartisan! Nunn-Lugar! David Broder has a Boner!
10:06 - Ed Rollins is going nuts on the Analyst Scorecard- he's +35 for Palin when everyone else is at most +15 for anyone; this is like my mom scoring my performance as a a chorus member in Guys and Dolls
10:11 - weird Heaven content from Palin- she has to watch Religulous with Bill Maher; and also watch an obese prostitute strip naked with Bill Maher
10:15 - Whoops I farted I hope no one notices... GAFFE!
10:17 - Cheney Cheney Cheney
10:22- Biden getting emotional is killing the trendlines! Biden out-womaned Palin - You're a fucking robot Palin! Strong men also cry!
10:24 - From B.A. - "We need more Self-Tanning in America"
10:25- From Nick A. re: the trendlines - "People love parallel syntax"
10:33 and that concludes our coverage......... GAFFE!