Thursday, June 02, 2005
And the Number One Best Place to Fart is...
...The Natural History Museum. It's really loud and there are kids everywhere who are possible suspects. Incidentally, the Natural History Museum is also the best place to learn information that you could have gotten out of your 6th grade Natural Sciences textbook, "This Beautiful Earth."
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That's all well and good if you're not from New York, but if you're in the city, and you're in the museum, either go into the Hayden Planetarium during a show when all eyes are looking up and it's impossible to tell the direction from whence it came, or preferably the Milstein Hall of Ocean Life near the diarama of the Sperm Whale being attacked by the Giant squid, it's dimly lit in a rarely visited corner of the museum. You'll surely find sanctuary there Dan.
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