Sunday, July 17, 2005

Al Gets a Haircut w/ Really Hot Hairdresser

RHH: Hey, what are we doing today?
Me (mumbling): Well, I dunno, a fade type thing, with a 3 or 4 or something.
RHH: Scissors or clippers on top?
Me: I dunno, whatever you think.
RHH: Okay..

(silence for awhile)

RHH: You know, you've got a little dandruff here, you want me to wash your hair for you?
Me: YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT, OKAY? CHRIST.

6 comments:

Rich said...

he's back! well seriously, good post al...

Anonymous said...

good start. disappointing finish. dan could have made it funnier. His jokes work because they milk to no end the absurdity or illogic of the situations he presents. You were going down that path before you ended with the all caps amatuerish outburst. Dan would never have done that. never. just ask him. Instead, Dan would have developed the setup so that the hairdresser was giving off vibes, winking at him, rubbing his arm. Dan would have played up his own ego so much that he could have used your best line ("You've got a little dandruff here") as a devastating punchline, avoiding the anticlimax of your final outburst. That's what Dan would have done, al.

al said...

fuck off fanboy. i'm not dan.

Dan said...

OK, I admit it. I wrote the comment that is above Al's. MORE CONTENT FORTHCOMING... TODAY! That means you, Nostradamus

fanboy said...

you know what, al...if you, rich, tom, eric, and dan were the fab five at michigan, guess who you'd be? Ray Jackson. In a few years, chris, jalen and juwan won't even return your calls. But maybe you and Jimmy King (Eric) will stay close over the years, forever linked by being such wonderful riders of coattails.

Anonymous said...

Jew-wan? Now would that be Dan, Rich, or Tom; I'm confused.