Thursday, July 07, 2005

"Intense Games"

Product Description

Packed full of sexy challenges, animations and illustrations, this DVD goes the distance and promises to please. The game is completely interactive and delivers challenges, games and competitions to the players via their DVD player, television and remote control. Intense Games on DVD doesn't just break new ground in adult entertainment, it shatters the foundation and has fully exploited the interactive capabilities of your DVD player. This project has taken a year to build and is loaded to the gills with illustrated challenges and animated graphics that will make make your party an event to remember. Not only do couples compete against other couples, but they are also required to team up with each other to achieve goals throughout the game. Mini-Games offer several ways to score extra points, steal points which may radically alter the score and quickly change the outcome. Before you begin the game, just visit the set-up features to enable or disable Female Bi-sensuality. Turn it off, and you'll only be performing challenges with your partner. Turn it on and you never know what kind of fun the girls may get into. When the game ends, a Group Score Calculator will let you know how well the party scored. Based on this group score, the game will unlock up to four different end games that may range from a simple self-esteem building exercise, to a steamy, non-swinging, group sex experience. Each challenge is carefully designed to minimize the possibility of spreading STDs from couple to couple. Like all Sexploration Games, women are in control of this game. They select the cards and they choose whether or not to take the challenge. A council consisting of all the women playing the game have the power to change the rules and spice-up or cool down the party at any time during game play.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well that actually was what al was pointing out. The poor paragraph structure, subject-verb agreement, and paucity of gerunds made for a silly piece of erotic literature. The explicit subject of the prose was mere ancillary fodder, and hardly had anything to do with why al posted it. Ariel, it's too bad you missed the forest for the trees.

/waggish

Anonymous said...

imagine if a group of ten scorching hot brazilian high school seniors begged you to play that game. Would the untitilating nature of the product description still weigh so heavily on your mind?

mysterioso said...

ariel - i just cut and pasted it from amazon.com. i am too lazy to do anything else.

Anonymous said...

Have you tried the game yet? Turn of your left brain word fetish enough to realize that sex is fun and this is a game that encourages you to play with it.

Enjoy.

Kidder Kaper
www.greatsexgames.com