This letter should be sent to an insane asylum as evidence of AKS's complete lack of touch with reality. A letter I would have cared about would have read, "Gourmet Heaven lowers the price of avocado add-on to 50 cents, and switches Charlie to a 24-7 shift."
It should also be noted that not only did Al Gore and Howard Dean agree on politics in the Democratic Primary last year, but it's clear that both men are equally terrified by AKS. Gore in particular seems about a millisecond away from calling in the Secret Service. AKS is a good guy though, despite the demonic look in his eyes.
FROM THE DESK OF AKS:
Summary of Major Changes:
· 4-week Moratorium on restrictions in all colleges except Berkeley, starting tomorrow.
· 2-week Moratorium on restrictions in Berkeley dining hall, starting after Spring Break.
· Sunday “family night” dinners in all colleges (Davenport students permitted access.
Having worked to abolish dining hall restrictions as a YCC representative since the first restrictions were implemented nearly 2 years ago, I would like to thank you for your continuing support—without your efforts, this latest victory would not have been possible.
I apologize for filling your inbox—this decision, however, is HUGE.