Saturday, February 26, 2005

Squash Awards

A few awards to give out:

Most Overrated Male Player: RICH BERGER- What is so great about his game? Is it the cheap serves? Or perhaps that he spazzes whenever you question a call? Maybe someone can clue me in.

Most Overrated Female Player: MOLLY SWARTZ- OK, she beat me once. That's no reason to get all uppity.

Most Underrated Male Player: DAN BERGER- Like the late, great Rodney Dangerfield, "I get no respect, no regard," despite being an excellent, well-rounded player.

Most Underrated Female Player: MOLLY SWARTZ- By default, since she's the only female player on The Circuit.

Most Improved Player Award: ALEX JACOB- Definitely better mobility and shot-making, almost beat me and Tom.

Rookie of the Year: ERIC LIEBERMAN- A promising youngster.

Sportsmanship Award: TOM LEHMAN- Always willing to play one more game.

Jackie Robinson Award: THE BLACK GUY WHO RUNS THE SQUASH CENTER- self-explanatory.

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