Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Leader of the Pack

When I am in a crosswalk situation with a lot of people around, for some reason I always want to be leader of the pack. I make it a point to watch the lights/cars and start crossing the street the very second that it is safe to cross. I want everyone to be thinking, "Whoa, hold on a second there buddy, it's not safe to cross ye-- Oh. Well, I stand corrected." In the back of my mind, when I execute a great cross (way before the light comes on and shit), I am surely thinking "This is going to get me so much fucking pussy."

Anyone else?

P.S. A related syndrome, if I'm walking on a narrowish sidewalk, and there is someone walking in front of me, I will sometimes start walking really fast and make a semi-show out of going around them like they were really holding me up by walking so slow, when in fact the pace was quite comfortable.

6 comments:

Finnegan said...

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Anonymous said...

This post makes me want to smuggle tic tacs across the iron curtain.

Anonymous said...

sometimes i want to cross while the cars are coming full speed thinking that my show of balls will get me pussy. or maybe thats just what i tell myself.

Anonymous said...

hilarious

Rich said...

i used to play a game on my walk to work (about 25 blocks). i would make sure to walk so fast that no one on the same side of the sidewalk as me would ever pass me during the entire walk. is this weird?