Wednesday, October 26, 2005

My Life is a Haiku

Neighbor knocks on door:
"Can I borrow an onion?"
"Sorry man, fresh out."


So fucking hungry.
"Turkey-avocado, please,
with extra Russian."


Need to take a dump.
Fuck, out of toilet paper.
I wish I were dead.

1 comment:

mitchy the kid said...

Fucking number eight man.