Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Confused at the Airport

Huh? Does that say Hooters Air?

"Advantages to Flying Hooters Air

Easy to buy! Fun to fly!
Non stop jet service! All Boeing fleet!
One-Way Fares
No advance purchase requirements
No Saturday night stay requirements - travel when you want!
Extra leg room!
Real food on most flights!
One class configuration in the cabin - We call it Club Class!
All leather seats
The best customer service!
The same great flight crews plus two Hooters Girls on every flight!
A great experience that enlivens the senses and puts the fun back in flying! "


Matt said...

I was about to bitch that this was not funny until I saw that it was real....nice find

Anonymous said...

Cue my deep skepticism. Any statement of the form “Hooters says the people of [Arab nation] want X” is a pretty sure guarantee that those people actually despise X.

Moreover, though, is this really a good idea? This is a pretty simplistic take on things, but it seems like another previous Massive Permanent Occupation in a terrorist-sponsoring state didn’t do us much good. I say, let the EU do it. It’s their backyard, it would be good PR for us, and those guys need something to do anyway.


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