(Elevator door opens on Dan's floor)
(Eight 14-year-old boys are standing in the elevator, giggling)
14-year-old boy #1: Remember when he squeezed his ass-cheeks?
(Dan enters the elevator. Dan giggles along with the guys, not wanting to interrupt a moment)
14-year-old boy #2: We were talking about Nacho Libre.
Dan: Cool, that was a good movie.
14-year-old boy #2: What the fuck are you talking about, that was a terrible movie.
Dan: What?No - I know it was a bad movie I was just trying to be nice because I thought you liked it.
14-year-old-boy #2: This guy thought Nacho Libre was a good movie
(Elevator doors open)
(Dan runs out into the night as fast as possible)