Sunday, January 14, 2007

Overheard in New York

at the entrance to a bar on the Lower East Side:

Hipster-looking Bouncer: Word is that Gisele is coming here later tonight.

Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Cool, cool. So, is she gonna be bringing an ID? Because sometimes those celebrity types don't carry a wallet or anything.

Hipster-looking Bouncer: You don't fucking ID GISELE!

Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Right, no, of course not, I mean, yeah... (trails off)

2 comments:

Eric said...

at the entrance to a bar on the Lower East Side:

Hipster-looking Bouncer: Word is that Dan Berger is coming here later tonight.

Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Cool, cool. So, is he gonna be bringing an ID? Because sometimes those celebrity blogger types don't carry a wallet or anything.

Hipster-looking Bouncer: You don't fucking ID DAN BERGER!

Dowdier-looking Bouncer: Right, no, of course not, I mean, yeah... (trails off)

Nostradamus said...

Ha!