Saturday, April 09, 2005

quick filler

i was walking somewhere today and there was a kid walking behind me with something wrong with his throat. he kept like coughing, but it was more like clearing his throat, except it went on for a few minutes. it sounded like he was practicing clearing his throat, trying to make the perfect clearing throat sound.

this was weird for me because i kept thinking that i was doing something wrong, and he was trying to let me know about it, because i thought that is the only reason people actually clear their throats. so i kept turning around and seeing if he would say something to me, and i tried to think if i could be offending him somehow. eventually i concluded that he just had a dry throat but to be honest i'm still not sure.

oh yeah he was asian. that's kind of an important part of the story because i feel like asian people are more likely to be offended by something i'm doing.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

get tom to post

Anonymous said...

not that your post was bad or anything. i just want to see tom make himself useful and post

al said...

he's too much of a pussy right now.

Anonymous said...

I don't even understand what you are trying to do. I don't think you are trying to be funny because even you cant think that was a funny post. Was it supposed to be interesting? What's next the list of things you do after waking up and before taking a shower?

al said...

okay, you don't like my posts. no one is making you read them religiously.

i thought this went without saying, but i guess it is not clear to you: i don't owe you anything.

the actual rod said...

yeah, but go with the after waking up and before taking a shower idea...you should go with that. pure gold, al. pure gold.

BALTIC???

KINGSPAWN said...

Thanks for the Pacific nod, Al. It really means a lot. And so do you. In the abstract.

Anonymous said...

All I am saying is that you should start your own blog. Your posts are different from dan's and by different i mean worse. Some people might like them so let them read them on your new blog. I see no reason to combine your posts with dan's.

Anonymous said...

Asians are like that though. You gotta admit it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe that kid was trying to Korean surprise you or something.