Now normally I don't get involved in Yale College Council politics. But sometimes there's a man who comes around once in a blue moon who just inspires you with a call to action. That man is Alan Kennedy Shaffer (aka AKS- pictured below; note that his eyes are red in the picture not because of a screw up with the camera but rather because he is possessed). Alan believes in a "culture of life" and will "smoke them [unclear who he means] out", while his opponents offer a "global test" and "flip-flops." Alan is also an accomplished pogs player, a rainbow belt in judo, and a certified lunatic.